"What's the point in being alive if you don't at least try to do something remarkable?"

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

(via shakespearwasaflirt)

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Posted
4 days ago
fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

(Source: awwww-cute, via comingoutofmycage)

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219341
Posted
1 month ago

invented:

Are you gonna recycle those bags under your eyes?

(via shhjustpretend)

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77660
Posted
1 month ago

airstreamrally:

andimprouvaire:

I ship will and hannibal

on separate boats

on opposite sides of the ocean

(via shhjustpretend)

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24865
Posted
1 month ago

WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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(via the-angels-have--the-phone-box)

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68043
Posted
1 month ago

tennants-hair:

at this point i dont even feel like a real person i’m just 50% sarcasm and 50% tv shows

(via colinmorgasms)

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Posted
1 month ago
Leonardo DiCaprio:*names his child Oscar*
Doctor:"Would you like to hold h-"
Leonardo DiCaprio:"Say it like we rehearsed it."
Doctor:*sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."
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Posted
1 month ago
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